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[–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I offer a different dog in exchange for the bag-dog

Alas, I have negotiated another dog which was licking my preciously unlicked elbow

Walking the steps leading up from the subway station,

I think to myself

"I have two more dogs"

The next day, I return to the subway; awaiting a 27th dog, not expecting two as the previous day had given.

"3 more cellar door", I scratched onto the bench with the sharpest edge of my squeaky toy bone.

"Just 3 more dogs and I am free....." I thought whilst peeing on the person sitting next to me. "3 more"

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