I sincerely request that you step away from the keyboard until after valentines day
(memes.memedroid.com)
It's one of those things where you have to think where to draw the line. Kind of like in grade school you had to ask to go to the bathroom and in college your professor says why are you asking?
A lot of the stuff is superficial and totally focused on increasing property values--to increase HOA fees. I did the math and they were raking in about a half a million a year for mowing the lawn and telling me my trash can can't be outside the fence--I had the property right by the street; the irony was they didn't anyone any lip about theirs being out.
I'm saying the irony is "to avoid situations where some homes feel pressure to match larger offerings" is kind of insulting. I mean the whole thing is written in such a condescending that I would do the opposite out of spite.