Bro. Stop. It's called mockery. A joke at the expense of others. A denigrating remark to the detriment of a person or entity, often (but not necessarily) based on real observations.

Obviously, global shortcuts probably won't leak personal data, I'm not a fucking moron. But Discord has had several high-profile massive data leaks, with some, frankly, bullshit official responses. It's fun to mock them by assuming there will be another.

I guess I'm sorry that your life is bereft of whimsy.