There's always an altruist. Okay, all harmful wishes before this request are hereby revoked! It's like it never happened, except you don't get to wish again:
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@umbrella@lemmy.ml -- Zuckerburg never got diarrhea. But his face still looks like that.
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@diemartin@sh.itjust.works - Capitalism never fell and society never collapsed.
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@WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today - Never got stuck in a time loop.
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@yermaw@sh.itjust.works - Utopia never lead to human galactic dominance.
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@Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com - The new socialist president was never assassinated.
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@_Bit@lemmy.world - The dragon "Wyvern of Mordiford" never existed and didn't eat humans.
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@tja@sh.itjust.works - Never became a millionaire and never got non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma.
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@jimmux@programming.dev - Never got jetpacks. No children were harmed.
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@TheTechnician27@lemmy.world - The advance A.I. "V.I.K.I." was never developed. Digital slop abounds.
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@interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml - The Earth never collided with the Sun at nearly the speed of light.
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@petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone - Never lost ten years of memory. But does remember the bad dinner.
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@magnetosphere@fedia.io - Increased empathy never led to fascism.
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@SassyRamen@lemmy.world - A man named Donald John Trump was born.
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@sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com -- You are no longer uncontrollably perennially happy.
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@AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world -- Popcorn shrimp did not rain from the sky and collapse the ecosystem.
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@icelimit@lemmy.ml -- Dual memories of past and future never harmed you. The memories are gone.