It feels so good to be German now that everyone has spent all these years making fun of us for worrying about privacy.

my sides, in orbit

Worth noting for the second option, last time I had an Amazon package delivered, I saw the guy pull up, so before he got out of the van. I was waiting with my hand out; he didn't say anything, but stepped past me to put the package on the porch and take a picture of that, then he picked up the delivery and handed it to me.

I live in a fairly rural area. I doubt there are any lockers near enough by to make it worthwhile. Maybe a PO Box.