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Become your best self (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When I'm out in the woods at night I do have to remind myself I'm probably the most dangerous thing in them to keep the spookies at bay.

Apart from the bears. And the the skinwalkers.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    And the raccoons. Never underestimate a raccoon, they're a deft hand with a switchblade.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 month ago

    I recently went camping at a provincial park. About 4 am in the morning, I heard something walking through the bush. Realized it was a raccoon. When I got up to go to washroom, I turned on my head lamp which caused the raccoon to walk away. That raccoon was a chonkers.

    When I got back from the washroom, I caught the same raccoon standing over a bunch of juice boxes. Got into a staring contest with the raccoon with me thinking "Seriously? We're doing this right now?" The raccoon that waddled away/ If that raccoon could talk, I am pretty sure it would try to gas light me.

    I always thought reincarnating as a well loved house cat would be awesome. Now, I am thinking coming back as a provincial park raccoon wouldn't be so bad.

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