Get you a nice private VPN and set up a kodi install configured for piracy. Honestly there's probably bandit signs in your neighborhood selling firesticks and roku boxes that're already set up for it.

alternatively, don't steal your media and buy physical copies, then rip them to set up a jellyfin. Thrift stores have tons of VHS and DVDs. Ebay has a huge selection of cheap bootlegs that can offer you plausible deniability if legit copies are too expensive.