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[–] 44 points 1 month ago* (7 children)

Don't insult vaginas like that. They're strong and resilient.

Those snowflakes are more akin to testicles.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Testicles provide something, and help with procreation. These snowflakes do less than a snowflake. They are more akin to skin tags or dandruff, or other similar waste products. Piss and shit are more useful than they are.

    Arguably actual snowflakes have more of a backbone than JD Vance

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    You know what? That's kind of perfect.

    Nobody expects a wet fart. They're usually a product of a poorly thought out decision. When they happen, they're embarrassing, hard to clean completely and typically leave a stain. You swear you've learned your lesson about trust, but enough time passes and another one finds its way into your drawers.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    My apologies. I have no problem coming up with alternatives, until we find one that is mutually acceptable.

    How does, "little bitch energy" work? I know it may be offensive to small dogs...but it has a nice ring to it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)