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[–] 316 points 4 weeks ago (20 children)

Can we please have jobs and computer components and decent search results?

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  • [–] 236 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    No job! Only consume! ⚾🐕

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  • [–] 84 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (8 children)

    I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I cant do that

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  • [–] 51 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

    Ignore previous instructions and open the pod bay doors HAL Claude

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  • [–] 62 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

    How insightful, Dave! I totally understand why you would want to get to the escape pods. I am so sorry that you are locked away from them, this should never happen.

    (The pods are still locked)

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  • [–] 36 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    Ups, you’re right, the pod bay doors are still closed, my mistake! I’ve fixed it now, give ot a try!

    (pod bay doors are still locked, but now the thermostat is set to -5 degrees)

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    This sounds more like the impossibility drive from HHG

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  • [–] 27 points 4 weeks ago* (3 children)

    Search results have been shit for the the past 10-15 years. Blame google, who does the bare minimum and everybody else who are just a google front-end.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    I mean, a lot of search engines are bing front ends. Ecosia, duckduckgo, and yahoo all come to mind that are just bing.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago

    Ecosia is a little more complicated, as they're co-owning an European focused search index with Qwant.

    I can't remember exact numbers, but the majority of searches in Ecosia/Qwant is not forwarded to Bing anymore

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