Yes, it's from a book called "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader" and that book was resting on a closed toilet seat in a nation that only kind of uses the metric system in certain situations... however, you'd be surprised how much you can learn after a single visit to any local fast-food joint!

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[–] 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I’m sorry, for clarity which system are you considering Freedom Units?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    "Freedom units" is a satirical term implying a system of measurement used by Americans

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Whatever USA decides to use to measure something, whether its inches & feet, bananas, football fields, or other randomly decided units of measurement.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 month ago

    Trump uses buildings as a system of measurement, having ass-hattedly used the empire state building to measure the horizontal length of the freedom pool, a desecrated monument of freedom which is now more or less a peeling swimming pool in front of the once beloved and now gilded in tacky gold flake/ grifted trophies; "white house"

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