upvote for DOS family!

What version though? I think we started around 4.0. We were rocking a Tandy 1000 as our first "real" PC 😄 I still remember some amount of fanfare surrounding 6.2, 6.21, 6.22 lol

Are you me or am I you?

Edit: did you ever play with paint on Win 98 like it was a battlefield? And if so, what are your feelings on Worldbox?

Pretty sure it's just people feeding their inner child. The rule thing is real, though.

Ghost bears

I said coral, though. It's a reef because they are reefer bears.

Politely offer them a marijuana joint in exchange for not swimming through the delicate ecosystem.

In my messenger bag, which is cave-like and bigger on the inside.

By bribing the herder

Same way they got in.

Wear a shirt that asks that question when I am guiding my cart led by bears into the coral reef corral! I dare you! Heathen! Miscreant! Obsturctor of order! Suggestiquator of squalor! You fool! The coral corral exists for a purpose! How will you navigate the parking lots, nay, STREETS..when they are filled with stray shopping carts! YOU SHANT, AND WE WILL ALL SUFFER FOR YOUR QUESTIONING OF THE ORDER DEMANDED!!!!!