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[–] 73 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Hi I just want to get a regular dildo please.

I'm sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    *sees your tight twink ass enter my shop

    "Ancient legends foretold of your arrival... I'll go get Excalibur out of inventory. You'll have to pull it from the stone, but without using your hands. "

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