I think it's just easier to not have friends. To paraphrase IT Crowd, other people are a bunch of bastards.

Haha what if they do actually start texting you but it doesn't convince you you're not a burden and you keep that up for six years and then you text them out of the blue and they thought maybe you had died?

We all do that right?

That just makes me think that I was the only one that thought we were friends.