Around here bike people:

Die because of distracted drivers.

Die because Trucks can't bother to properly check all their mirrors.

Die because drivers speeding.

I think bikes would be way better if you wouldn't risk getting killed by drivers any time you do it.

I don't doubt you've seen those things, but you seem to be implying a) it's not just a small minority and b) when bikes do those things, they're just as dangerous as any bad driver. Neither of which are true.

Ignore mandatory dismount locations

When cars were new, Wisconsin law required a flagman to walk ahead of the vehicle as it traveled, to warn other people and ensure that the way was clear. I'd love to see that return, in analogous locations. That is, a passenger has to get out and walk the car through.

I wouldn't expect drivers to follow that law, because you can barely count on them to follow any traffic laws, but still.

As opposed to drivers, who never do any of those things, I'm sure.

Also

Go over the speed limit.

What

I always try to be responsible and cautious when riding a bike. The thing is, often the road layout is so hostile to cyclists, there is just no way to follow the rules and be safe. Having said that, of course traffic rules should also be enforced on cyclists and some people are just irredeemable idiots. But the main problems are bad cycling infrastructure and inconsiderate or distracted drivers. I'd rather have the irredeemable idiots ride a bike than drive a three ton truck.

You also described many Tesla drivers in my city.

And in Alberta, car people:

Drive the wrong way into incoming traffic in the middle of the road.

Ignore all stoplights.

Ignore traffic lights.

Go over the speed limit.

Drive on the sidewalk.

Those are just the cyclists you notice

There are plenty of places where you're allowed to bike on the sidewalks especially because biking on highways is illegal in the states

My dad would tell me tales of bikers held to the laws of the road, and even issued tickets, in the olden times...