- - This is a comic strip - - Joseph Erkhoff and his friend, Rudy, are at a bar. Joseph sees a nice girl and works up the courage to go talk to her.  Joseph: OH WOW. I THINK I’M GONNA TALK TO THAT NICE GIRL OVER THERE. Rudy: GO FOR IT, MY DUDE.  Joseph: YEAH, I’M GONNA ASK IF SHE WANTS A DRINK, WANTS TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND, GET MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS. Joseph is holding a box with an engagement ring.  Rudy grabs Joseph by his shirt. Rudy: STOP STOP STOP STOP!  Rudy: DUDE, YOU ALWAYS DO THAT.  Joseph: DO WHAT? Rudy: GO TOO FAST. APPEAR TOO EAGER.  Joseph: I AM EAGER!  Annoyed, Rudy pushes Joseph towards the bar. Rudy: JUST START WITH SMALL TALK FOR ONCE. Joseph: SMALL TALK? LIKE, THE WEATHER? Rudy: SURE.  Joseph starts talking to the girl. Joseph: HEY HI HELLO UHM… SO LIKE… WHAT ABOUT THIS WEATHER, HUH? Girl: WHAT ABOUT IT?  Rudy observes Joseph’s foolery from a distance.  Rudy: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE, JOSEPH.   Rudy approaches angrily, as Joseph is giving the girl a detailed weather report, gesturing over a big weather chart. Joseph: SO THIS HIGH PRESSURE FRONT IS PUSHING ALL THIS PRECIPITATION EASTWARDS OVER THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS…   Rudy pulls him away. Rudy: YOU’LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY LITTLE FRIEND. HE GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A DONKEY AS A KID, SO… Joseph: BUT I WAS DOING GREAT! Rudy: NO, YOU WEREN’T. SHUT UP.  The girl is alone again and looks a little bedazzled.  GIRL: WEIRD. I’M EXPERIENCING HIGH HUMIDITY IN THE SOUTHERN REGION.
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[–] 24 points 1 month ago (12 children)

This dude should be going to sex parties instead of trying to get a gf, sounds like.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I have friends that go to sex parties and can guarantee you they don't want him or his ilk either 😅

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    So do I and in that context specifically a guy coming up and only talking about my boobs and how nice they are is a totally acceptable way to start a conversation.

    He only cares about one body part? That's literally the kind of itch a party like that is supposed to let you scratch.

    He'd still need to learn basic etiquette, but that would change him from a guy pretending to like a person when he just likes her boobs to a guy just liking someone's boobs. He's much less likely to leave people feeling deceived in that context.

    Or he can just give a couple hundred every month to a girl in a topless bar, that's also a relationship where nobody feels deceived and might be the right level for his social skills, I dunno.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Yeah, I think thats totally fair if he still learns etiquette and has a desire to see how and where his engaging in the way he'd like to is welcome. I'm just not seeing that much in the way the commenter described him 😅

    But maybe a venue where there's room and invitation to participate in his preferred mode of interaction would open things up a bit more 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    Don't you have to actually get your partners off? It means actually giving a shit if the other one enjoys it?

    I'm not sure that mentality is capable of that.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    I am capable of enjoying a guy enjoying my boobs even if he's not very good at it.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Even when he is not doing it for you to enjoy? I mean he only does things he wants and doesn't care if its doing anything for you?
    I mean that's a kink also. No shame here.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    For example I was chatting with a guy at Folsom when I had my tits out for public use and he said "you know I'm gay and have never actually felt boobs, I'm kind of curious. Women's bodies are fascinating, like cephalopods."

    So I said "sure go for it" and he examined it without any sexual energy or intent to arouse me at all, to satisfy his curiosity. And he said "thanks, that was really interesting". It was fun (thankfully he refrained from comparing how I feel to a cephalopod).

    If somebody is being an asshole, or trying to hurt or degrade me, then obviously I wouldn't enjoy that. But in general, yeah at a play party I like it when people pay attention to my boobs.

    This is very situational. Most days I wear a sports bra and don't show cleavage, if someone came to to me on the bus and grabbed my boob they'd get an elbow for starters.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I'm just trying to imagine how one can be bad at boob enjoyment.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You know how some people are better at playing a violin than other people? Some people are better at playing with boobs than other people.

    And some people are like "oh yeah cool boobs I'll give a honk", some people you can see their whole facial expression and posture change, like they're about to try a boss again and this time they're not losing, they're in it for the love of the game.

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