- - This is a comic strip - - Joseph Erkhoff and his friend, Rudy, are at a bar. Joseph sees a nice girl and works up the courage to go talk to her.  Joseph: OH WOW. I THINK I’M GONNA TALK TO THAT NICE GIRL OVER THERE. Rudy: GO FOR IT, MY DUDE.  Joseph: YEAH, I’M GONNA ASK IF SHE WANTS A DRINK, WANTS TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND, GET MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS. Joseph is holding a box with an engagement ring.  Rudy grabs Joseph by his shirt. Rudy: STOP STOP STOP STOP!  Rudy: DUDE, YOU ALWAYS DO THAT.  Joseph: DO WHAT? Rudy: GO TOO FAST. APPEAR TOO EAGER.  Joseph: I AM EAGER!  Annoyed, Rudy pushes Joseph towards the bar. Rudy: JUST START WITH SMALL TALK FOR ONCE. Joseph: SMALL TALK? LIKE, THE WEATHER? Rudy: SURE.  Joseph starts talking to the girl. Joseph: HEY HI HELLO UHM… SO LIKE… WHAT ABOUT THIS WEATHER, HUH? Girl: WHAT ABOUT IT?  Rudy observes Joseph’s foolery from a distance.  Rudy: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE, JOSEPH.   Rudy approaches angrily, as Joseph is giving the girl a detailed weather report, gesturing over a big weather chart. Joseph: SO THIS HIGH PRESSURE FRONT IS PUSHING ALL THIS PRECIPITATION EASTWARDS OVER THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS…   Rudy pulls him away. Rudy: YOU’LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY LITTLE FRIEND. HE GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A DONKEY AS A KID, SO… Joseph: BUT I WAS DOING GREAT! Rudy: NO, YOU WEREN’T. SHUT UP.  The girl is alone again and looks a little bedazzled.  GIRL: WEIRD. I’M EXPERIENCING HIGH HUMIDITY IN THE SOUTHERN REGION.
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[–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

So do I and in that context specifically a guy coming up and only talking about my boobs and how nice they are is a totally acceptable way to start a conversation.

He only cares about one body part? That's literally the kind of itch a party like that is supposed to let you scratch.

He'd still need to learn basic etiquette, but that would change him from a guy pretending to like a person when he just likes her boobs to a guy just liking someone's boobs. He's much less likely to leave people feeling deceived in that context.

Or he can just give a couple hundred every month to a girl in a topless bar, that's also a relationship where nobody feels deceived and might be the right level for his social skills, I dunno.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Yeah, I think thats totally fair if he still learns etiquette and has a desire to see how and where his engaging in the way he'd like to is welcome. I'm just not seeing that much in the way the commenter described him 😅

    But maybe a venue where there's room and invitation to participate in his preferred mode of interaction would open things up a bit more 🤷🏻‍♂️

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