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Is Ned a phony? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by to c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, yes we are. You know what the ultimate evil is? Being a left handed Scorpio. I was left with no choice - being left handed and born on Halloween. I am what the gods and fates made me to be. (Insert Evil Laugh^tm^ here)

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Could still be worse. You could be a redhead.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Thank god for that!

    My adopted sister, was a freckled face fiery redhead when she was a kid. But when she got into high school, she suddenly stopped being a redhead and announced to all and sundry that she would forthwith be Auburn. And Auburn she has been ever since. She still has the freckles though.

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