▲ 239 ▼ What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 1 month ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world 25 comments fedilink hide all child comments Water. Butane's a lighter fluid.
[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) Not gonna lie it took me a second or two to get it ! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago When I first heard this one years ago I was in the same boat (heh) I kept thinking that a "cigarette lighter" was some kind of boat, like maybe a clipper or something used by smugglers. Painfully close to the punchline permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago When I first heard this one years ago I was in the same boat (heh) I kept thinking that a "cigarette lighter" was some kind of boat, like maybe a clipper or something used by smugglers. Painfully close to the punchline permalink fedilink source parent