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What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Water. Butane's a lighter fluid.

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[–] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A fisherman is sitting in his boat and decides to smoke, only to discover he didn't bring any matches.

He throws a cigarette overboard, and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Not gonna lie it took me a second or two to get it !

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[–] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

When I first heard this one years ago I was in the same boat (heh)

I kept thinking that a "cigarette lighter" was some kind of boat, like maybe a clipper or something used by smugglers. Painfully close to the punchline

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