Programmer Humor

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Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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submitted 1 month ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What's your FUN pirate captain name???

If you're alone most of the day, have lots of valuables in your home and don't own any weapons, reply, "I'm Captain Robin Murderme, Matey!"