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How to measure things like a Canadian (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

Why limit youreelf to only 1 or 2 ways of measuring things?

12 miles away? 12 kilometers away? Boring.

126,720 hot dogs away is much more whimsical and fun.

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 months ago

but are those normal, bun-length, or 'foot long' hot dogs?

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 months ago

What's that in smoots?

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 months ago

What time did I post this comment?
9:04pm local...or... -2hands of daylight!

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