lol, how is that not a thing with kids everywhere? And the slides are usually designed with that in mind and if no one get's stuck and with proper timing, it's not really dangerous.

But there is like a science to it. With big trunks you have to pull them down, almost to your knees, otherwise they will still catch water and slow you down. Something like Speedos you can just tuck in between your ass cheeks, but they might still slow you down if you shift balance towards your back, so for max speed you still need to pull them down.

Being naked solves all of that :D

No.