Not quite, but just exchange LOTR with "Die Hard" and you are there!

I don't. I'm an atheist and went no contact with my family ages ago. But sometimes I meet my partner's family. They are very friendly.

moon shaped pies

So the pies are spheroid?

We're all atheists, but I usually still visit my brother for Christmas. It's a public holiday so still a rare opportunity to meet up during the year. We usually just laze around, eat, drink and smoke while consuming shitty media or otherwise indulging. We're not actively making a mockery of it, it's just what we do when we have nothing to do. We even do token Christmas decorations. Like putting random christmas balls on house plants ... or putting santa hats on things.