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[–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

hair dryer underwear

This is from someone who has obviously never shat themselves. Underwear is already SOL, do not make the situation worse by then blasting (loud as hell) hot air all over your shit-embedded undies. The smell alone would clear the party out seconds after you open the door.

Toss underwear in the trash (tie bag if possible), strip, shower, redress commando, and do not shit yourself a second time, unless you are comfortable with wearing your birthday suit.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    This is from someone who has obviously never shat themselves.

    I kinda want to get this printed on a placard or something...

    Seriously though, some underwear (and some situations) are more washable than others, but you can absolutely get filthy stuff surprisingly clean with just some soap, water, and effort whether you're in the middle of nowhere and you have giardia or in the middle of a kegger and you have beer shits.

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