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[–] 66 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Um, the most important one: 🖕

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    This, it came in so many variations: three fingers read between the lines, slot machine, jack in the box, slow wind etc

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Slamming your left wrist across the inside of your right elbow while giving the finger with your right hand.

    Always a fan favorite.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Also

    • the "peekaboo fuck you" one hand covering the other, then moving the first hand for a middle finger reveal,
    • the one above, but you don't move the hand. The middle finger plays shy and peeks over the covering hand.
    • the "pick a finger" while madly wriggling every finger,
    • the "I've got something for you in my pocket" reveal,
    • blowing your thumb to inflate the middle finger,
    • like above, but you make trumpet noises to imitate playing a fanfare for the middle finger.
    • the ordinary extended middle finger, but pronating the hand to insinuate erectile dysfunction in the recipient
    • adjusting your glasses, this worked even better if you didn't wear glasses
    • picking or wiping your nose, or cleaning the outer ear, with the middle finger.
    • pointing out something in a book or other written or graphical material
    • after teaching people to count in binary on their fingers, you could just refer to 4
    • caressing a nipple with the middle finger. This one could be made even more inappropriate if you used an accomplish for the nipple.
    • the ordinary middle finger, but moving it in a "come here" motion. Only do this if you're sure that you're not about to get attacked or can defend yourself.

    Tbh I kinda feel like Bubba from Forrest Gump right now, listing all the things you can do with shrimp.

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