Chef (sh.itjust.works)
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    Why would you ever have a pizza without basil? :o

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Why would anyone have the nerve to eat anything I don't like!?

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  • [–] -2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    We're talking about the US where everything is bland by default.

    It's like asking why you would eat wheat without the bran. For some unknown, godforsaken reason, they remove it here before it makes it to the shelves, and if you want the stuff with the bran intact then it'll cost extra because that apparently makes it "artisan" or some shit.

    And a significant portion of the population here looks at everything beyond the bland defaults as snobby excess. "Why are you eating a cheese I can't pronounce? Are you a commie or some'n?"

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    Except that at least half the country only eats that plasticky "american cheese" because they think anything else isn't patriotic.

    All that other stuff: hot sauce, chips, etc., it's all just overly-processed, mass-produced, artificially-flavored crap that tries to overcompensate for the blandness of everything else that's a staple of "american" cuisine.

    In other countries they actually blend spices and herbs and chilis and they use good ratios to make complex and harmonious flavors. That's not the same thing at all as putting ranch on your chicken nuggets.

    And yes, I know there are immigrant communities with ethnic cuisine. But those are indicative of the cuisines of their homeland. America cannot take credit for that. Especially because there's at least a third of the country who won't eat it because they think it's too "foreign."

    So providing counterexamples doesn't refute my statement because it wasn't absolute. I didn't say "all americans are like this" or that "you can't find flavorful food anywhere in america."

    But the fact remains that a significant portion of the american population does avoid anything beyond white bread, american cheese, and all the most basic stuff they consider "american" or "normal" foods.

    If you've never had the displeasure of knowing someone like that, good for you. You might live in a vibrant and progressive area. I haven't been so fortunate, and all my life I've been judged for enjoying fancy cheeses, herbs and spices, various types of cuisines from cultures around the world, etc. So don't tell me my experience isn't real.

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  • [+] -8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

    My 4 year old nephews always asks to get the "green stuff" removed from their pizza's because it looks like vegetables. I imagine Americans the same way.

    Edit: seeing the downvotes, I'll double down with some examples to illustrate my point. Adapting dishes to the American public generally just involves removing vegetables and making it less healthy generally by adding more sauce, sugar, fat and/or salt.

    Chinese food -> More sauce and remove the vegetables

    Gyros -> remove the fresh vegetables

    Burritos -> overload with just meat, cheese, sour cream, remove the vegetables

    Tacos -> whatever Taco Bell does, you don't really want to eat their raw vegetables anyway

    Crepes -> remove the fruits, just do nutella and sugar

    Pasta/Macaroni dishes -> just cheese (Mac n cheese)

    Curry dishes -> just the meats and rice please, remove the vegetables

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    I'll take it! Being the motor behind McDonaldisation I do think the US has a habit of creating cheap, unhealthy versions of many culinary dishes and exporting the formula worldwide.

    Of course it's a bit of a generalisation to say all Americans are like toddlers, I still think as a country they deserve me imagining them as such.

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