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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Next step: to the jails and concentration camps for slave labor.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Good thing the north left a loophole in the constitution after the civil war just for a situation like this.

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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Some things never change.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 year ago

Also, anyone who wants to access government services. Want Medicaid? Work in the fields. Want Social Security? Work in the fields. Want Food Stamps? Work in the fields? Want Medicare? Work in the fields. Etc.

If you already have a couple of jobs, send your children to the fields. It's not like they're getting a useful education anyway. Most of it will be MAGA propaganda about how much better it is for kids to work in the fields instead of the classroom, because it keeps the evil foreigners out of our country.