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[–] 29 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

I hate to break it to you, but those kernels would stew in your juices for at least a couple days before you got to be cremated, and they'd be all soft and mushy and would not pop.

So you spent your dying moments force-feeding yourself unpopped popcorn for nothing

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