I have to, take issue with this, one. The rules of commas are, pretty, easy actually: Use a, comma where you'd, pause when speaking. If, you read it out, loud and sound like Captain, Kirk then you put, a comma in the, wrong spot.

This one I'm so guilty of, it just seems fine when used in moderation, even if I know it's wrong.

I've always just used them where natural breaks would be if the sentence was spoken. I know how it's supposed to be used and I'll do it correctly when writing papers, but it hurts inside to see it that way. I don't understand how it improves comprehension.

I can't read things comfortably with too many commas. My internal monologue stops at each if them.

There's places where a comma can cause psychic damage.