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mad scientist ethics board that makes sure that a project is sufficiently unethical before providing funding

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sometimes you get a normal scientist trying to apply with a regular invention that just has a puppy shredder attached to it with hot glue or sticky

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you'd think they'd be disqualified for that, but trying to cheat the system to get research funding actually adds a lot of unethical points