McDonald’s gives you the shits

McDonald's has never given me the shits. What are you people doing with your food? Do you.... wash you hands, like, ever or anything?

Besides McDonald's using shit ingredients, I disagree with your entire statement. Junk food is food that lacks nutritional value and is high in calories; making nachos at home doesn't make them clean food. If you make pizza tacos at home, they'll still be junk food too.

It's ok to have some junk food sometimes, but if pizza tacos are a daily thing for someone I'm gonna assume they're from a poop knife kinda family.

McDonald's gives you the shits because

of Enterotoxigenic Escherichia coli. Don't blame the food. Blame the hygiene.

(Also, you can totally give yourself the shits)

Spoken like someone who hasn't seen how much butter goes into anything I cook 😅