Last new years my now husband got drunk and really horny. I was in bed reading a book. The came into the bedroom to cuddle. Then we made out and they just said "i want to fuck you. I want to breed you so baaaad. Please. I love you so much i want to fuck you so bad!". I prepared myself. He even tied me up and all and bit me in the neck as he tried to put it in but constantly missed it entering. Problem: im tied up and he couldnt figure out anymore how to untie me. Soooo i just slept with a gag, blindfolded and tied up for the night and them ontop of me on my chest. It was cute for sure. He got really worried at the moment and appologiced so much the next day but now we laught about it
Edit and clarification:
They werent able to open the knot not because they were drunk. They couldnt open the knot because it was some complicated one and they forgot how to open it. They were fully conciouse and clear thinking how else could they have tied me up all carefully and made a knot so complicated we resorted to just cut the thick rope with a knife the next morning