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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

But the Waffle House patrons have concealed carry firearms.

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[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And semi-trucks

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Concealed carry semi-trucks? 🤔

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[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

impressive indeed

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

I'd believe Waffle House patrons eat lead casually so bullets aren't scary to them.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago*

Wait... You can get Roman wine sweetened with lead sugar at Waffle House?

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