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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

People are saying Waffle House but Popeye’s is the underdog no one saw coming.

And the kid from Albertson’s is dead before she even steps into the fight.

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[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

It will definitely come down to Popeye's and Waffle House in the end

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

I'm with you on Popeyes. There's a Popeyes in a dangerous part of town that I do not fuck with.

Really boils down to urban vs rural street fighting. I go with urban, but I've got a bias.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Make no mistake, Waffle House is urban too.

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