Let's just say, I took some saucy photos of these birds in exchange for booze in my free time. *Leers sordidly*

Pelicans are weird too. A couple of flaps and they're airborne, and then they just glide like Spitfires in a lazy dog fight. Saw some kingfishers too, little blue furballs unwilling to stay still for a camera shot the damn teasers.