Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra ๐Ÿซฉ

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[โ€“] 2 points 3 months ago (8 children)

US toilets are about as antiquated as our trains. Trapped in the 1950s

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

    What I've read is that they tried a couple of times to introduce bidets to US consumers but the majority of them thought they were too weird. I'm going out on a limb here and say this has something to do with the puritanical streak we have in the US and that spraying water on your ass to clean it will somehow lead to something sinful.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    I mean, US Americans can't afford that shit. We got health insurance to pay for.

    Who can afford a bidet when you can just use a gatoraid bottle.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 3 months ago (5 children)

    You can poop in a Gatorade bottle?

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    No. The Gatorade bottle replaced the bidet you fill it with water and use the water to clean your butthole after pooping

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 3 months ago

    Gatorade bottle? The mouth on that is huge and the plastic too thick - use a cheap water bottle and spike a hole in the cap with a screw driver. Gotta get that precision steam to blast away the sand fleas trying to crawl around.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    Lol. Not sure how the logistics of that would work out.

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