Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra ๐Ÿซฉ

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[โ€“] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

No. The Gatorade bottle replaced the bidet you fill it with water and use the water to clean your butthole after pooping

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 3 months ago

    Gatorade bottle? The mouth on that is huge and the plastic too thick - use a cheap water bottle and spike a hole in the cap with a screw driver. Gotta get that precision steam to blast away the sand fleas trying to crawl around.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    Lol. Not sure how the logistics of that would work out.

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