Not The Onion

nottheonion@lemmy.world

22,957 readers

5,657 active

192 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 3 years ago

moderation log

moderators

kescusay@lemmy.world

Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career (boingboing.net)

submitted 3 months ago by irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

165 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] chisel@piefed.social 14 points 3 months ago

Car might make them do work. Petty theft and drug use are quick and easy stat boosters dealing with harmless individuals they can shoot if they get bored.

permalink

fedilink

source

parent