Disclaimer: I did not write this, it's a meme before the word meme became a thing..
- I fucked an old woman in the graveyard, God bless her old soul she was dead.
- Maggots crawled out of her asshole, and hairs fell out of her head.
- After the ordeal was over, I felt I had committed a sin.
- So out of my pocket I drew a straw, and sucked out the load I shot in.