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Why do they always do this (lemmy.world)
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[–] 3 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I'd still fuck both of them if they were my sister. Dig em up, I don't give a fuck, I'll fuck them tonight on the telly even!

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Disclaimer: I did not write this, it's a meme before the word meme became a thing..

    • I fucked an old woman in the graveyard, God bless her old soul she was dead.
    • Maggots crawled out of her asshole, and hairs fell out of her head.
    • After the ordeal was over, I felt I had committed a sin.
    • So out of my pocket I drew a straw, and sucked out the load I shot in.
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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    For once in my life, I have had enough internet for the day.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago

    My sister was a long gone ho

    Yet that didn't stop me though

    Treated her right even in death

    Cannot beat that necroincest

    Her body cooled, so I sought

    To microwave that dead thot

    Found the bitch was too big

    Chopped her up like the pig

    She was and then I did have

    A dozen holes to split in half

    ...

    Thank you, I'll take donations in my ass if you can find the will to ejaculate in the same general direction of that fetid sarlac pit I got going on back there.

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