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Anon orders a martini (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 64 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Shaken has little bits of ice and is slightly aerated.

Do you expect Bond to test how effectively his martini breaks down hydrogen peroxide?

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 139 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No, I expect him to die!

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[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Superb

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[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago*

Great games, by the way.

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