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[–] 37 points 3 months ago* (6 children)

That's not true, a flock of Cardinals gathers around him and chews up food then spits it into the Pope's mouth. You should watch the National Geographic special on it, it's really quite amazing.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    The cardinals are the pope's fledglings, right? I think he's the one puking in their mouths.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    That's what I thought too, but it's more like the Cardinals are full adults and the Pope is the Queen of the hive. The Cardinals are all male, and they pamper the Pope, but once the Pope dies they all get together and decide which one will gender swap and become their next Queen. Then they cut off his penis and give him a new hat.

    Nature is so strange and beautiful.

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