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[–] 53 points 1 year ago (15 children)

for a country who's core values is Car, they suck at driving

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Our core value is taking necessary services and pricing them like a luxury.

    Spread everything out really far, get rid of public transit, and, since everybody still needs a license to drive your expensive cars, make the driving test super easy to pass so almost everybody can drive. Boom, 1.2 passengers per car and nobody can actually drive them well.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    My driving test consisted of making four right turns, then parking and verbalising how i would park on a hill.

    No parallel parking, no back-in parking or even 3 point turn. I was never even taught to parallel park, but i saw the episode where kris kardashian taught one of her kids and it just clicked lucky for me lolol

    Dont judge, the early seaons are great for cringe watching :p

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I reeeeal American I just don’t want my tax dollars going to fund other people’s firefighting costs. Can we privatize that??

    Also a right to bear arms and own weapons is sacrosanct and very important to my people. Why can’t our people please finally be allowed to have nuclear weapons. Their kids need some too. Very important.

    Idiots.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Our core value isn't Car, it's "individual freedom, especially at the cost or inconvenience of others". It just so happens that Car aligns pretty well with that

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So interesting to me that Americans think being dependent on a car is "freedom". Individual freedom should be the freedom to get to where you need to go with viable options to walk, bike, train, bus, tram, or drive.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    No one can make a profit on people walking, so I dont understand how your point makes any sense.

    edit: oh wait! footware and sports drink companies. OK, well, you've made some compelling points here. And we use small handed children to in America to make these shoes and sports drinks, right?

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    you don't have to be smart to drive, we made sure of that.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Muh freedum to die in a raging, alcohol sparked ball of fire, metal, bone, and blood.

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