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[–] 48 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

If aliens were to abduct someone I'd think they would want someone who's alone and out of sight of most people. So it's probably going to be someone farther from the cities, and just walking by themself. So they might abduct someone out hunting, or they might abduct a someone hopped up on meth wandering through back roads or swamp areas of Polk County, Florida.

Either way, they probably got more than they bargained for.

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  • [–] 44 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Heck, have the aliens try to abduct some wildlife and then it turns out they picked up the cocaine bear. Play it as an action comedy from the perspective of the aliens.

    Bonus points if they then abduct a human hunter to deal with it and he turns out to be the deranged serial killer from the post.

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