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A dog approaches you (suppo.fi)

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[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's why I prefer cats. Cats don't snitch

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

They just eat your face the moment you drop. They're playing the long game.

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[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago

When adjusted for their size (and thus how long they can go without eating), cats wait longer than dogs before eating your face.

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