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A dog approaches you (suppo.fi)

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What if the airport dog recognise you as their trainer?

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

“Will you offer mercy for the one who treated you so tenderly?”

“I’m sorry, father. You bear bundles of sin upon your body. I must make it known. Broof. Broof. Aroo.”

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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

If it's a pitbull that will not save you

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Ask for an autograph from mr worldwide then.

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