Wait untill you learn about how HW was in Dallas the day JFK was assasinated, placed a misleading/red herring 'tip' call to the FBI, and in every subsequent interview in all of his life, couldn't remember exactly where he was or what he did that day... a day that, like 9/11, basically everyone who was older than maybe 10ish remembers in decent detail where they were and what they were doing when they first heard the news.
Oh did I mention that prior to that, his import/export/offshore drilling company in the Gulf of Mexico was used to funnel arms to the group that would do the Bay of Pigs Invasion?
https://headlineusa.com/records-implicate-george-h-w-bush-in-the-assassination-of-jfk/
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bush_Sr,_JFK_-_J_Edgar_Hoover_memo_2.jpg
https://www.nytimes.com/1988/07/11/us/63-fbi-memo-ties-bush-to-intelligence-agency.html
Entirely seriously: George HW Bush was substantially involved in the assasination of JFK.
Also worth mentioning:
HW's dad, Prescott Bush... yeah, he ran a bank that got shut down during WW2 for laundering money to the actual Nazis.
Prescott Bush literally financed the Nazi party's rise to power.
https://www.historynewsnetwork.org/article/how-bushs-grandfather-helped-hitlers-rise-to-power
Original outlet that broke the story in modern times:
https://www.nhgazette.com/the-bushnazi-stories/bushnazi-link-confirmed/
Somewhat hilariously, even Fox News reported on this.
As did Haaretz: