This is fantasy, I do not condone violence.

I want them to fight to the death in an arena. There's about 800 of them in America. We could set up a tournament bracket, there are plenty for every city to get a live performance. If they refuse to fight, they're both beheaded. The whole thing would be televised. Viewership would break world records. The champion gets life in prison.

It would start here, but like any good reality show, it would expand worldwide.

It would stay active, when two people are discovered to be in control of over a billion--because you know they won't be able to resist, and they'll do their best to hide it, thinking they'll get away with it--they'll be rounded up and paired off.