Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X.

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[–] 17 points 4 months ago (10 children)

You're lucky it's limited to alive people only. I wouldn't be surprised if Supreme Court got rid this limit as well.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    You mean like corporations are people and they can run for congress also? New nightmare unlocked.

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    Yeah, how hard would it be for any competent lawyer or accountant to spin up a few thousand privately and closely held C Corporations per day. How much is a vote worth? According to the trial court judge (there's room for at least two appeals to get to the Delaware Supreme Court thank Voticulus, god of elections and tiny candles), $150 plus postage.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Bah, why even go to that much trouble when they can just ask AI what the results of an election would be?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    No, they will decide to give AI personhood. Thereby allowing an AI to run for office, and causing all sorts of other problems that will start with "We can't turn it off, that's murder".

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    “We can’t turn it off, that’s murder”.

    And they'll treat it like abortion. "You can't turn it off, that's murder. And anyone who tries to turn it off will receive the death penalty"

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