When I watched the movie, I turned every line spoken by a vampire into a pickup line and it became fun again, but you shouldn't have to play games like that with your literature. Or cinema.

The whole "imprinting on a baby" thing I heard about, that really skeezed me out

I worked at borders when the last book in the 4 part series came out. Manager told me to read it. So I speed read the first two

The only part I liked was the use of blank chapters to represent the passage of time during depression

The rest was so dullllll

I don't know if xmen in the 4th book would have saved me